Crazy Cougars seen all over Detroit area

Aaron Luther
Animal stories
   Near eight mile rod in the Northville subdivision in ugly suburban Detroit reports are coming of a cat-like Cougar type creature seen wandering around and it appears that the crazy cougars have now made their way to the Detroit metropolitan area. During the morning hours of March 25 many homeowners heard cat like shrieks and some described seeing a mountain Lion far away form the mountains of big sky country. Cougar sightings were not rare in upper peninsula but in recent years reports of Cougars in Central Michigan and lower peninsula was met with skepticism. However these latest reports seem to confirm the obvious and the fact that Cougars would come to the home of the Detroit Tiger sis not surprising. It was only a couple of years ago Michigan wildlife authorities confirmed the presence of a Cougar in Bath township in Clinton Country and the wandering migrating Pumas are making their way South into our territory.

 The Department of Natural Resources is telling residents that if they come across a crazy sleek Cougar to stay away and do not get near it or feed it. They re to call the department at once and let the DNR handle with these cat beasts spreading all over the North American continent and posing a threat to kids,baseball players, Moose, livestock, deer, squirrels, pets, and Canadian geese.