Drunk bald Eagle lands on a ball player in Minneapolis

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   A drunk dumb bald Eagle was suppose to land somewhere else in an opening day baseball ceremony and instead earned the disrespect of all trained bald eagles used for various events throughout the nation. James Paxton was warming up in the center of the field when the bald Eagle was let loose and the eagle immediately took a liking and preference for the Seattle mariners baseball player instead of his handled trainer. James Paxton couldn't believe it and was embarrassed as hell as the Eagle landed on his back twice in front of the whole stadium laughed at his expense and it distracted him throughout the day.

    This bird brain eagle named Lester shamed all feather friends and there is no question that this Eagle will never be asked to appear at other baseball events for its faltering performance. there are many other bald eagles that would love to have this enviable chance to take part in a patriotic event and sports event pre-game ritual. lester's claws climbed on Paxton's back and a few more inches the claws could of taken out his eyes in a second if the raptor thought the mariner pitcher was a fish or something.