Philadelphia area panicked over a house cat many mistook for Bob the Bobcat

Aaron Luther
Animal stories
   The Philadelphia area was in a state of mass hysteria as reports of a bobcat trolling around
neighborhoods had pet owners and alarmed citizens on guard and in near anarchy. A huge house cat is now blamed for making people in this ghetto urban sprawl shithole of a city believe that a bobcat or cougar was out to get them.

Philadelphia has some of the lowest IQ dumb people in this country and perhaps only Fresno,Californian has a lower educational attainment and  and mental standard for an urban area than the city of brother love. This bobcat looking house cat was seen in both Pennsylvanian and New Jersey side an d freaked out the resident sof this area. Ewing Township officials confirmed that the little beast seen in the area was not indeed a relative of Bob the bobcat but a local house cat over-indulging in meow mix and rodent trolls that sneak into its domain and home of ts owner. Some people cannot tell the difference between a regular tabby housecat and form a Lynx aand or Bobcat. Our own Bob the Bobcat avoids New Jersey on his travels and the city of brotherly love woiuld be the last stop of a wandering chary bobcat form the North woods.