Zuri the Gorilla dead at afge 34 at the Houston Zoo

Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
Today we have the sad news of reporting another gay gorilla locked up in a community zoo passed away. The Houston zoo is mourning th eloss of Zuri at 34 years of age as the Silverback Gorilla lived  life of simplicity and boredom in zoos across America before making the Houston zoo his final rest stop. The gorilla died at the age of 34 and had suffered severe gastrointestinal disease from a steady diet through the years of cheap pesticide filled bananas fro Rahoul's banana stand in downtown Kabul, Afghanistan. The gorilla quite literally had trouble taking a shit and often would make lettuce sandwiches in hopes its rectum would open up more but the real solution would of been to thrown anothe leafy left Silver back male gorilla into the pen with this dude.

The gorilla team and veterinarians assessed the situation and decided it was humane to put this inhuman product out of its misery as the gay gorilla lived a solitary life devoid of love and purpose just eating these shitty bananas and being gawked at by millions and millions of visitors. This unfortunate gorilla deserved to be in the  jungles of Zaire instead of the sweltering heats of Houston's asphalt jungles and ugly sprawl city. It may have been fortunate and better for Zuri to live in a zoo than the shit hole of Houston. Zuri the gorilla dead at age 34 form a broken heart.