Coyote Peterson is quilled by a porcupine and we are still waiting for a Komoda Dragon episode


   Jake Glass
Animal Stories
   Coyote Peterson is some sort of fucking Indiana Jones/Crocodile Hunter YouTube television host of an little viewed program of something to do with wildlife. Coyote likes to go to the extremes and often allows himself to be bitten and stung for the delight of the audience and recently he was up to his old tricks as he put his hand and petted a porcupine. Coyote Peterson was in such intense fucking pain and screamed like he had never ever done before and why the bro continues to torture himself just to get a few more its is unbelievable. What exactly was gained through this video and recent episode of Coyote's nature program is not known aside that one should not hit up on a porcupine and think it should feel loved and petted like a cat.
Coyote showed his twenty steady viewers the best methods for extracting these quills and how careful one needs to be when taking them out and not having them get stuck inside and infected. We are still waiting for the eventual day this clown allows a Komodo Dragon to bite him or a King Cobra and seeing this guy drop in seconds may well be worth more of crucial and important time than much of the bullshit Coyote Peterson delivers on his award-losing YouTube channel.

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