Lee Park Kong
Tiger Woods is a former has been celebrated golf professional long beloved by the likes of Charles Barkley who couldn't believe their eyes a black man was dominating the greens of a golf course. Tiger Woods broke his back many times swinging for the fences and this man should of been a baseball or cricket player instead pussy the famed golfer that got this tiger so much pussy through the years and was eventually his cultural downfall. Tiger had a terrible Masters tournament and reappeared bringing back his awful game to the Warren Buffet financed Wells Fargo tournament.
Tiger Woods was perplexed at how immortal he looked and awful his put and many commentators laughed at Tiger saying there were better putters at the local miniature golf course. Tiger looked bored and tired at this tournament and some executives wondered if they could charge a fee or fine Mr Woods for his miserable performance they are such greedy bankers looking to extract a buck anywhere and some are thinking Tiger Woods may not even be invited next year. Woods shot an even par 71 an d when he missed a six footer people gasped in disbelief how far the might have fallen. Tiger Woods still has alot of bread and dough and his mind clearly was on the pussy he would purchase later on in his hotel rooms as one would purchase ahhh new golf shoes or a putter. Woods downplayed his awful play saying he shot with the same vigor and strength as in 2005 but that he just missed alot of putts. He plans on hitting the miniature golf course soon and will improve this aspect of his game and he hopes for a top twentieth finish by 2020.
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