Luke Frey
Howard Stern got on his little-listened to podcast the other day and told long-time love Robin Quivers that he is considering ending the rat race known as the Howard Stern program. Howard Stern is contemplating retirement and has been for some time as he once considered getting serious into state politics in New York and running for governor on a single platform of bringing back the death penalty. Howard Stern is getting tired of talk after sixty year sin the business and the perverted prick king of all late night media now wishes to spend his late nights just licking and F ing his hot blonde wife.
This basically is the only thing Howard Stern wants to do these days and he complained on his dull radio program that few tune in and is not as popular as it was when there were less alternative things to listen and enjoy. Howard Stern is on satellite radio where he belongs although not deserving of one-fortieth of what he gets paid noways and perhaps Howard realizes he will not get any contract to what he had been accustomed to before in negotiating is rushing his decision to contemplate retirement. Howard is tired of talking to the same clowns in a studio and he like Trump wishes to spread and redefine his brand and name and I assume politics is a thought Howard Stern is seriously contemplating especially after seeing his former honcho Donald Trump do it so successfully. Howard Stern may just decide to enter the 2020 race himself as an independent voice and third party candidate running under the new Whig party as the crow-face big wig fake hair ass much may think his following is still large enough to warrant a presidential bid and serious contender on a stage with other political big wigs.
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