Chuck Woodruff
Make no mistake Dunkin Donuts CEO Travis has difficulty sleeping at night. Many places superior to his exist and he is constantly worried that people will flock from his boring ubiquitous chain of bad donuts and awful coffee that only slob shits like our Dunking writer Jason Percy enjoy. Nigel Travis is worried about Milwaukee's ow artistic and student crowd of Kickapoo coffee in the historic third ward. A great coffee place as this worries the Chief executive of the global enterprise that is Dunking Donuts.
Which at one time before overtaken by hedge funds and investors may have been a nice little small New England chain. However, Dunking donuts has been swamped and taken over by global Hindus who know nothing of French press or a long a pour over coffee and makes it like a shit, tastes like shit, and no different than the shit Ed Crankshaft would complain often as a character in the award losing comic strip of his own name. It would not be out of the realm to call Travis and Dunkin coffee complete shit that deserve one another.
We are blogging live at Kickapoo Coffee and this place is a thousand times netter than Dunkin crapola. This brand Dunkin sells coffee the old fashion way like Smith Barney...by being a monopoly on on a cheap maker. Dunkin makes their coffee on a old coffee pot that sits on a filter all day and this is the last place anyone should go for fucking coffee. If Kickapoo coffee got attention and investors to branch a new brand and franchise it Dunkin Donuts would be toast. Niger Travis went on CNBC this week to vigorously defend DD after big time investor Jim Chanos said to short she'll this shifty donuts place and that Dunkin is going down and is ahhhhhhhh going to be toast. I would rather have day old toast on generic bread st Aldi' s than choke down a diesel donut from a Dunkin. The shit coffe one can get at Dunkin is the same shit Jackie Soo of Barney Miller always bitched about and as said earlier displayed in Crankshaft comic strips where the geriatric bastard bus driver always complains about the free coffee in the break room. No wonder Jim Chanos downgraded this brand and called it shit on business TV infuriating Nigel who already has much to sweat out in the coffee industry.
Chanos said tge company is a joke just collecting royalty fees while Mr Travis challenged this and said massive Westward expansion will continue with the majority of new Dunkin Donuts will have drive thru built on cheap land way in boondocks adding to massive sprawl. Travis dint mention any construction and village board member kick backs for all this unnecessary build up and as I said it again and again after 6 pm this store is dead outside of one Skokie ,IL franchise. I have seen so many Dunkin a donuts and the late hour 24 hour ones are a joke emptier than a motel resort in Antarctica
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