Poor Peyton Jenkins. The internet writer tried desperately for years to get onto the staff at this amazing blog only to be denied again and again but he is finally going to be hired from word at a meeting this week. Instead of the millions given to other writers in recent months added to the amazing growing staff at the Center Bear blog Mr Jenkins will only be rolling ten dollars an hour and he had to take it and like it if he wants to be included in the staff of this amazing collection of artificial unintelligent writers at the Left Shark blog. Peyton is a man who has fits over simple things such as the numerous times he gets something in the mail addressed to Payton instead of Peyton and he explained to his doctor the stress this caused feeds the feel for him for ten medications.
Peyton Jenkins thinks he is a talented writer but he is a nobody always behind in his bills purchasing and collecting things in his rural backwater home he inherited form ancestors that displaced land form Natives. This sorry jackass deserves his measly income and the rage coming form it realizing the large contracts of our other writers such as Woody Underwood and others and if he wants to earn what they are taking he needs to write some magnificent award-winning pultizer prize type articles which is doubtful. Our Peyton also pops dozens of opioids a week in order to feed his fake back aches and depression caused by actual demands coming in for items he never had money and purchases on credit like most Americans. Peyton is a fool chock full of weird neurotic and eccentric beliefs that sewage treatment plants microbes are actually responsible the fake twitter bots and they want their voices heard too. Peyton Jenkins will be writing for this blog soon and whether this is a good or bad thing remains to be answered. 
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