Port Authority spends thousands to rush Rush Limbaugh into Marines gala to speak bullshit

Ramon Ramos
   Rush Limbaugh got a rush hour police escort form the shores of New Jersey to the coast of New York. The Port authority is investigating how an irreverent radio host such as Rush Limbaugh would be deserving of this police escort as Rush rushed form Newark Liberty Airport to a gig in New York. The fat syndicated radio host got himself in hot water by boasting of the treatment and preference he received thanking the Port Authority for him getting in on time to attend some gala where Rush had difficulty fitting into a suit and black tie. Rush was a fill in speaker for the Marines Law Enforcement Foundation gala and Rush filled in for a defense secretary that canceled at the last moment.

Limbaugh went on to brag how much jingle he bagged for these few hours and how great and special it felt to be whisked and cut through traffic feeling as important as he has ever felt in his life. Regardless of he had to make it for a gala the Port Authority need not spend money and give special access to this right-wing conservative nut to fill in and give those at the Marines dinner some sort of brand name to speak to make the night memorable.