Steve Dahl and Garry Meier happy that there are no Indian Islamic fried chickens in Western Springs or Hinsdale

Arthur "King" Easton
  Chicago radio legends Steve Dahl and Garry Meier have been on the air for some forty years often making prank calls to places and celebrities and one of their mpost infamous was to Iran during the Iran hostage crisis in the later seventies. When they were not blowing up records they were calling Islamic Fried Chicken franchises in the rural boondocks of Backwards Iran and Persianstan. Steve Dahl often plays his classic bits with Meier and recently the dynamic duo played one of their phone calls to these fast-food outlets in Iran demanding they release the hostages grabbed at the US embassy that was overran by supporters of the Ayatollah Komenis who eventually overthrew the country and kicked out the ultra-radical capitalists. Dahl and Meier noticed Westward in the Chicago area there is an increasing number of these shitty and disgusting family Hala Islamic fried chicken shacks and other eateries in dive buildings that smell from two business downs.
Dahl told his partner he is glad to live in Western Springs that limits growth and doesn't give easy opportunity for all of these strip mall shitness and sameness and that his town is cool and has only great local businesses. Meier says some suburbs prevent the riff raff that would overrun a community business district and villages in the Chicagland area seek to be rentierers ot foreign shit business offering of nothing of value. Many have becone village whores...opening up and leasing to immigrsnt bad behavior and businesses stock of sake bad stuff and the usual cigarette store, over-priced pantry soda and chip places,liquor stores, and yes Islamic freid halal beef and chicken shacks catering to the moonies. Dahl said he is glad as he walks his German Shepherd all around Western Springs on the weekends he does not see a fucking curry pot shop and shit head veggie Indian restaurant state in his community and wishes to keep it that way

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