Armando Arturo
Marty and Clyde are too old queens that refuse to go to Dunkin Donuts and bash it all of the time when they do for the customers to hear. I happened to catch these legendary coffee and cream eaters recently on a trip and drink visit to the famed awesome Willow Springs area coffee house. Marty and Clyde were talking about the construction of another Dunkin Donuts in Oak Lawn which is about a mile form another one and how these crony village leaders and just giving space to the neo-liberilsts and their favorite Indian family.
Nigel Travis and other Dunkin executives have enjoyed a economic boon from Indians willing to spend their corrupt dollars and escape an authoritarian Indian government going after lifelong corruption fucks who have to escape the tax man in India or Pakiland. Marty and Clyde also bitched about the young women dressing as Vegas City hookers in all these festivals and these two gay men cannot believe that these girls parents allow them to dress up as they do as it leaves nothing for the imagination. Marty complained how he needs a certain amount of cream in his coffee and if it not just right it ruins his drinking experience. They talked about another precarious situation they will put themselves in as they visit a Melrose Park area Dunkin donuts and will mock the lame donuts and water coffee for whomever wishes to overhear . Clyde said how there are rumors Nigel will retire as he is worried about great independent coffee houses like this Ashbury Coffee House on Archer Avenue where these two were drinking and making a winning and eventually they went to a Dunkin Donuts an d gave another bad review of one on Yelp.
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