Dave Berkson
European soccer clubs are hustling and lining up to give famous one-eyed and two armed matador Juan Jose Padilla a huge contract as elites like Mark Cuban say he is now worth some half a billion dollars as he survived another near brush with death this past week.
The world-renown matador who lost three eye sin the past to Right fanatical Bulls it was fighting has gained fame in the past and for many years European soccer clubs sought to sign him and lure him out of the bullfighting sport into their sport. This past week more fake news in the promotion of the Pamplona extravaganza saw this one eyed matador nearly scalped like a fucking Indian in the bull ring as he tussled with the massive 1900 ton bull "Oh Henry" live on wine e on one in front of a massive tomato stained drink on wine crowd of rich Euro trash cats.
Supposedly this jackass got reemed by the bull and received forty stitches and had to see the barber of Seville to cut his head and stitch his dome and snitches get stitches real quick. Many of Mr Padilla's friends wish for him to retire form bullfighting and consider a new soccer or annalist TV career as some are worried that his next encounter with a radical tough Right-wing Bull will see him land in permanent disability where he can no longer pull the cape and draw his hat to his
thousands of adoring fans who cheer when he slices the belly of the bull in this brutal sport that makes many a Spaniard past and present proud.
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