Kyle McAleer nearly killed by crumbling Wrigley Field infrastructure

Leo Yost
    Kyle McAleer is lucky to be alive and further watching his beloved 2018 Chicago Cubs after a pin form the scoreboard nearly decapitated his brain. Like many rural bored Iowans in fly by country and the state of Iowa this silly young jackass needed something to cling to and like many they make a trek to Chicago's gay North side to watch a gay baseball team sport. As part of the eccentric and neurotic bizarre nature of the modern baseball fans dressing up in sports wear pajamas and wearing odd headwear is part of the crowd participation and this bucket boy was wearing a bucket head that may have saved his skull form the eight inch five pound weight  pin used to hold the hand held scoreboard numbers in place. A pin landed on this nimrods plastic helmet and this punk hick is lucky they are not making his tombstone right now with 2018 engraved onto it.
Kyle is lucky to be alive but his accident should serve as a warning to other rural backwards rednecks like himself from Scranton,Iowa who make the trek of a four hour tour to watch a three hour boresnore of a sport.

Clearly the loud thud and the force woke up the kid and those sitting around him listening to corporate sponsorship between innings of the pitcher throwing balls between innings. Kyle McAller is the anti-Bartman and almost paid the ultimate sacrifice for being a dim-witted cubs fan shelling out money and feeling the force of a crumbling cost-corner cutting baseball organization with a stadium a hundred and fifty years old.

In another era a Kyle McAleer would of been making military sacrifices fighting the Japs or perhaps sticking his hand out in the eighties or nineties and causing Sammy Sosa to miss a pop up in foul territory and cost the cubbies a game. At least I know this incident cold never occur in PNC park and home of my beloved Franisco City Giants. Cub fans need to take precautions before entering this shrine and watching games and perhaps the Cubs could make some extra jingle selling Cub logo construction helmets or perhaps more batter helmets to sit and view a game in this crumbling shit hole of a stadium.