Trevor Noah and Tim Tebow ponder Australian Rules Football and the North Melbourne Kangaroos

Mitch Welch
    Trevor Noah was very proud of the African takeover of the French football club during the World Cup play and wonders why African cannot repeat this athletic achievement in Australia. Trevor Noah looks at North Melbourne Kangaroos and the Aussie version of punt ball or football and sees few Africans be it North Africans or South Africans.

As in rugby and its national team in this globalist son of a bitch native land he is angered to see a physical sport such as this dominated by White men. He wonders why more Africans and those of African ancestry cannot dominate the sport and roster of the North Melbourne Kangaroos and he blames pure racism for the cause.

  Tim Tebow is desperately trying to become a rare two sport athlete in America but he is having difficulty with injuries and the numerous parts of bat ball and a sport he does not have natural ability and able to dominate as he did the collegiate game of American collision football. Tim Tebow also can't hit a slider and a curveball and this may pose a problem as these two pitches are thrown often in the game. Tebow just wants to remain in sports because he portrays an image as an angel but in reality he is likely a wold in sheeps clothing and may be thinking how great Australian chicks are being so tall and blonde unlike the shit he sees playing ball in the Mets organization. Tebow wants to play Australian Rules Football and is in direct talks with the owners of North Melbourne to see about this possibility and whether a mutual beneficiary recognition and publicity can occur in this synergy.