Martin Manziel
Dream money
Chad Kelly was a backup quarterback with inspirations of starting in the National Football League and starring in the premier position of the game. Chad Kelly likely smoked some synthetic pot and got drunk like a skunk one weekend as he stumbled into thee home of a couple in the Denver suburbs. The couple obviously didn't recognize this joker him being a back up and this Chad Kelly was lucky as fuck he wasn't blasted with a 9mm as I would do of any stranger walking into my residence. Chad Kelly is a fuck face form hell and he is no Jim Kelly nor ever go to the Super Bowl in any year. The amount of dream money he stand to make as a clip board holder and mic checker on the sidelines and not doing any work is now come to an immediate halt.
Kelly stumbled and mumbled something about being dissed by the Denver Broncos head football coach and called John Elway a queer or something. Police were called and they apprehended Chad Kelly asleep on the coach of this home and people he had no connection Chad Kelly was immediately cut form the Broncos and he likely will see his career come to a end for his stupidity and getting drunk like a skunk. It is too bad because he showed some promise in the pre-season playing against the third string defense of the Jags and now this Jag fag Kelly is out of a job and will have to play in Canada. The one good thing about this though is it opens a coveted quarterback position job oin th NFL and it opens up possibilities foe Johnny Manziel or Colin Kapernick
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