Money Speak
Former plutocrat media rockstar and billionaire reality bTV show Jerry Springer has bought twelve midgets and plans on profiting form showing and displaying his pets. We here at the anti-pet association take this new attempt of petdom serious and what is pretty nefarious about Jerry's new pets is the egregious fact that they are human beings and not even animal's. This is the next era of the
Jerry Springer Inc and petdom in general and this is why we have set up our own charity taking donations to fight the plague of animal petdom that may now be joined by human and his micro Wrestler force made their debut recently for the local rural backwater hickster fair in Winston-Salem North Carolina. Jerry Springer is able to buy these little people because he has way too much money form his thirty years of being on TV and exploiting people to barely act like a civilized human. I guess it is no accident that Jerry Springer form all these years would come to see so many as not even people and only half-people and now he wants to own a midget fight club team. It was surprising to see Jerry in tobacco row and perhaps he will put these little critters to work for him in the tobacco fields between bouts and fights at state fair. Jerry Springer now owns midgets and plans on franchising this freak midget show to fairs and beer belly bars across the nation as nothing beats a weekend watching midgets pummel each other. Dana White is also closely watching this and considering a dwarf weight class in MMA or UFC. Jerry is also hoping his libtard values through the years will be rewarded with this investment in midget fighting and he will be rewarded with a mainstream media network program most likely on the NBC network.
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