Who cares Marty and Clyde go to Blum Coffee in Greenfield and observe how much better it is not ...than Dunkin Donuts

Jason Percy
   I take alot of shit and mockery for eating and loving Dunkin Donuts by teh clowns at this blog and often a story of written how some old homos Marty and Clyde go her and there and review a indie coffee place while bashing my beloved Dunkin Donuts. Dunkin Donuts is my must go spot and to see it attacked so vehemently by fellow writers here is just wrong and it is about time I write some Marty and Clyde travel guides to other interesting and local coffee sports in th etri-state area.

So in order to beat the posts I will write about Marty and Clyde as well as these two old shits went to a Milwaukee suburb called greenfield to drink at  Blum Coffee Garden. Basically  this is  a garden center that is located in a historical building with a dome and has bad coffee. It has often been remarked that Blum is a great place for coffee and has hot girls as customers which it does but it is no fact consistent and a place like Dunkin Donuts.

Dunkin is a place I go for breakfast,lunch and dinner and the food options at Blum are nonexistent which Marty noted on a visit as his stomach tumbled and he wanted a sandwich to gush down with some coffee.Alas this was not a Dunkin and Marty had to go hungry and listen to Clyde's bullshit how all women wear boots that look like they are about to go horseback trek within minutes.

Mary and Clyde went there and got sick in their ass and I imagine they had wished they went to one of the Dunkin Donuts instead. At many Dunkins you can even get ice cream as they are combined with a Baskin Robbins in some of the six hundred locations in the Chicago metropolitan region.

While I admit the place looks great inside and in warmer months often allows a nice stroll to look at Venue Fly trap plants and so forth, the Collective coffee is crap much worse than the shit Yameta dished up and  served on Barney Miller. Marty and Clyde also looked so stupid and out of place as two drag queens in this place of primarily students and young professionals and they need to stay in their home base that is the Asbury Coffee house in Willow Springs, Illinois. As far as Blum Coffee goes it is nothing  like Dunkin donuts and the drinks there and this place is only worth visiting if you wish to purchase some Caradonna Blue Sages.