Aaron Luther
Animal stories
This past week a cougar was spotted and filmed by a resident in the Central Indian hick and meth town of Noblesville, Indiana as actually someone in the rural backwater town in the middle of fly by country actually had an Iphone. A resident with the phone captured the image of what is supposedly a actual crazy cougar and provided more evidence these large dangerous predator cats are spreading everywhere and will once day be as ubiquitous as coyotes and coons on the range.
Cougars or Pumas are not thought to have been part of the Hoosier landscape but eventually they will wander from Montana and other states and set up residency in the cornfields of Hoosierland and stalk prairie chickens and field mice along with peoples pets. This is really what has people freaking out as they are checking their barns, outhouses, greenhouses,Hen Houses, doghouses,farmhouse,warehouse, and basically every house to make sure cats and dogs are locked up and their kids stay inside at night. There is not much to do in Central Indian and having to worry about Mountain Lions descending like Apaches form the mountains and attacking their flocks and farms has many locals outraged and prepared to mount and get this crazy cougar of the prairie that is way out of its environment and if smart would take a one way ticket aboard the next freight train heading East as many local hunters are eager to get this rare opportunity to bag and be head a lion for their walls and cabins.
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