Animal Stories
A huge black Bear was seen in downtown Burlington and Wisconsin authorities are puzzled at as how and why this big beast has ventured out fro the East and into Southern Wisconsin. The Bear has become somewhat a local celebrity and many are wondering if the big Black bear will move towards the Milwaukee suburbs and maybe headed towards downtown Mil-town.The bear in Burlington ha been chilling an hanging around behind strip malls and eating thrown out Panda Express and Panera Bread food and when he is not getting corporate freebies he hangs around and hunts various field mice and corn snakes
The big buck Bear was also looking for discarded buck carcass that Wisconsin's rural backwards hunters may let go after gorging on deer meat and kills and tiring of the nasty taste of such free and easy meats. bears are not picky eaters and this one in Burlington is not picky although he avoids the Buffalo Wild Wings dumpster for some reason as the snarky workers at this behemoth boring chain are known for their destructive and wicked behavior and they likely set a up a trap for this Center Bear. If you are in the Burlington area beware of the weeds and bushes moving as most likely it is this brown black bear on the loose
Edotors note: Randolph Perkins IV
This Bear actually is located and observed in Burlington Vermont and not in Burlington Wisconsin.
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