Otto Jansen
New writer Carlson Tucker (not to be confused with Tucker Carlson) writes rarely at this blog after getting an incredible huge contract that shocked and appalled many people throughout the region. We expected amazing articles delivered g writing form this famed internet troll and thus far the few articles delivered by this guy remained a mystery but an explanation for this mans lack of work has been established and recorded by are new and honorable editor Frank Banks.
the Bot Spot gaming lounge in Niles,Illinois and the pesky Carlson has been playing lego dinosaur robotic games and entering himself in all sorts of national gaming tournaments that can be played at this Bot spot. This business has been trying to get rid of Carlson for some time but time in an again he keeps purchasing little robotic toys and sneaks in beer and meth in his game playing sessions that last some hours. Tucker makes a pest of himself joking with the staff that a whore house should be above this joint and business that caters to kids and Carlson Tucker often reeks of alcohol as he believes he plays best when lightly toasted and had a few drinks at the nearby Shotrt Fuse brewery in Des Plaines, Illinolis.
It appears that Carlson has been living and spending all of his time and dimes on these games and a total drink and gaming addict is this newest of bloggers here at the Adopt a Beast blog. Unfortunately, Carlson Tucker is so lost in space in this business along Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago's corrupt Cook County suburbs and his gmaing addiction is something he shares with many a writer here as many of our staff spend days on end at places like Galloping Ghost Arcade in Brookfield and Underground retgrocade in West Dundee,Illinois.
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