Famed billionaire internationalist Frank Banks has purchased this blog for a total sum of thirty three million dollars and placed himself as editor in Chief demoting Randolph Perkins the IV in a block buster deal ignored by the mainstream media and tech news sites. Mr Banks has been living in Argentina and Israel for much of the past five years and accumulated enough funny money to purchase out Mr Perkins who will now have mo time to write more and more in this blog as team lead of team Right Bull and Mr Banks promised to the investors also to be a mainstay writer much more into stories than our predecessors as owners and editors Randolph and Troy York and Mr Banks is now the third editor of this illustrious blog that garners some 200 hits a day on good days in the World Wide Web. Mr Banks can't believe some of the shit he sees at this blog and on-line in general and he is a big advocate for fake news and properties of misinformation to be spread throughout the internet.
Mr Banks was shocked when told the numbers of hits and views on this little viewed website and couldn't renig on his purchase but is interested in the challenge of lifting this blog biosphere of some 93 writers and has a goal of doubling the views to five hundred by the dreaded 2020 election and he may use his connection to Russian and Albanian trolls to help propel the Artificial Intellect and the beast blog.
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