Lincoln Kennedy
Sick and disgusting radio personality Howard Stern is set to retire after 40 years of filthy radio talk and he is looking for other avenues and outlets for his brain and madness. Mr Stern is seeking investors now for his long goal and dream of staring and creating a superhero and perhaps no time is better than now for Mr Stern to develop his long-awaited Fartman productions and new superhero that millennial are all obsessed with and partake in movie offering. Howard Stern has often fantasized of being a gaseous superhero who moves at the speed of light form gas coming form his ass and he will soon have plenty of time to come up with a big budget movie and video game production for Fartman and the encouragement of Fartman is an ultimate goal of this goofball long time radio
veteran that had the talent of talking form both his ass and mouth. Howard Stern is hiring people for the costume and is still confident he can play the role despite his old age as Hollywood does wonders and he feels he can best play the role of a sill ,ugly disgusting super hero with powers of flatus and ass gas flying though the air with the greatest at ease through the power of fart. Fartman made his appearance on an MTV awards ceremony many many moons ago back in 1992 and thankfully civilization has been spared fro this vision and repeat until now. Make no mistake the entertainment world is sick and crazy enough to actually fund this Stern asshole some more and create a brand of a caped crusader that gets around through his asshole.
Howard is looking for the worlds best game developers and wishes to crreate a legendary Red Dead redemption type fantasy world that consists of Fartman and the things in Howard Stern's brain and what his universe would consist of if he had one and that would just be fucking scary.
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