Baxter Lomax
A roadside bar and grill plays lour music in Beloit Wisconsin and it has drawn the ire and attention of neighbors and crazy Cougars alike as many Cougar sightings have been made and around this bar. Hammy's Roadside Tavern is a shit replica of the Boars Nest, a fake bar classic in an old television show. I visited this bar I couldn't help to notice how much it looked like televisions Boars Nest Bar an entity created and owned as an asset by Boss Hogg in the seventies and eighties classic drama called
"The Dukes Of Hazard" and it appears that during summer time neighbors are complaining of these old hillbillies playing loud music and drawing wandering Cougars form out West attracted to the smell beer ,pork, and the racket of noise. As a lifetime bartender in the region and currently manager and top bartender at the Itasca Inn off Irving Park Road near O'Hare Airport I know the problems of loud music during warm months and is why many villages have now outlawed such actions.
A crazy Cougar was recently spotted next to the Rock River in Beloit by a fisherman and later on outside Hammy's Roadside Bar after another raucous night of hard Jack Daniels drinking and bad old school rock. The residents are upset and blame the bar for both the loud music and Pumas making their way to the region and I think in reality these rural backward biker and gangs raise these cats as kits and then just release them into the wild as food costs get too high and Hammies is really a scumbag backwards bar and clientele. Wisconsin's numerous Cougar sightings and spread are best explained by this fact.
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