Massive Grizzly Center Bear seen in some Michigan rednecks backyard

     Jake Glass
   Animal stories
 Huge Center Bear was seen in  backwards rural Michigan home and the news of such a beast went viral as Michigan state  animal wildlife authorities issued warnings of this monster hiding in the North woods. In the rural town of Au Gres, Michigan a massive Black Bear Grizzly thinge was seen lurking in peoples backyards eating trash and talking smack as well as trash to the locals. Bears habitats are ever shrinking and more and more visits by Bears are being recorded and researched and data

collected and sold to advertisers and corporations. People were lately shocked to discover missing pets or their barnyard animals killed and half eaten and many were worried that something wild had taken root and indeed a massive Bear was discovered and videotaped by a resident in this town  and video is proof Brown Bears have nestled and in  many parts of this Midwestern state that outside the shit hole of Detroit and its ugly suburban sprawl carcentric centers is still habitually a rural area.

 The idea of a hungry predator stalking their yards ans talking trash as residents in this town of four hundred in  fear. The Center Bear upon last word has not been caught and people are advised not to leave their garbage locked and guns locked and loaded. the Center Bear is on the move and looking for more cans to live a sedentary life off junk food and resemble Oscar the Grouch more than a wildabeast of the forest.