Eddie "Nerd" Bailey
"Buddy Cooper is a geek like no other one of our ninety three writers on this blogs staff and he is missing and presumed alive living in a gaming cafe that just opened up in downtown Kenosha. Buddy was last seen entering the Gravity Gaming Lounge which is a nerd cafe in Kenosha and more and more of these video gaming places are opening up providing outlets for young
geeks,dweebs,misfits,losers,nerds,wusses, psychos, and jackasses to a have a place to go and spend days. Many of our writers often get lost in these places and while Buddy is far from a youngster tweenager he is in deed a middle age loser unable to cope with life and addicted to gaming like a fucking drug. We have reached out to our gatekeeper of knowledge and one of our favorite writers but he is ignoring our texts and has spent the last few weeks eating snickers and taking hourly shits wile playing the game Hearthstone to his hearts desire. One can say hello to I guess owners Justin and Fulahra who have been raking in the moolah since opening ujp and charging these dickless wonders like our Buddy Cooper 20 bucks an hour to have the best gaming experience in South East fucking Wisconsin.
Gravity Gaming is a great place for youngsters and the have all sorts of tournaments and candy bars open up late in the wee hours of then night in the heart of downtown Kenosha and for those older than 21 we highly recommend walking a block or two and go to that chicken and donuts bar or to Subway Sandwhiches for the real drinks and eats to go after a night of intense gaming. Buddy Cooper hasn't been out of this two block radius of downtown Kenosha since this gaming lounge has opened and we hope he seeks treatment for his extreme addiction and gaming problem. No one will tell Buddy Cooper to grow up and quit living the lifestyle of a nerd half his age and he loves this place in particular on the weekends as there usually are no females aside form the one or two ones who may walk in with a boyfriend and he don't dare to look at scared he might get barred out of the place or have allegations thrown at him to no longer be tolerated in this place.
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