Animal Stories
After a long legal battle and tense negotiations Nudume the Gorilla finally signed a contract and will be playing for the Cincinnati and Botanical gardens as this organization outbid the Cincinnati reds and the Gorilla foundation for the services of this gay Gorilla beast form the East. Ndume fought a strong legal fight in order tog et his freed and a huge contract and the Cincy zoo outbid the local baseball team and signed Ndume to a ten year 132 million contract a first for a zoo animal. Other zoos in America and around the world worry of the increased cost as other star attractions and mammals,big birds, Funky fishes and reptilians will now seek to negotiate their own personal contracts with what should be primarily zoo captivity organizations or other wildlife adventures.
The Cincinnati reds and the Gorilla Foundation were the losers in this bidding wars as the costs and demands of this neurotic gay gorilla became too much for these groups and the reds had wanted Ndume to bat ahead of fellow gorilla Yaisel Puig. The Gay Ndume didn't not want any part of being near the embittered goof ball Mr Puig and the unnecessary drama he can cause to those around him and in the dugout so Ndume quietly declined the offer This Gorilla is glue and a jack ass of all trades and is a very valuable commodity making a welcome addition to any team or zoological garden and Ndume is looking forward to being released to hsi new quarters and entertaining the shit out of the youngsters,
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