Clifford Gifford
A television clown in a cable guy suit aka Jim Carey in 1996 has been delivering televisions to peoples homes and porches in surveillance video sure to make peoples skin crawl. The Cable Guy" clown has dropped off sixty televisions thus far in and around Northern Virginia and police are trying to figure out the motivations and whether these creepy clown is committing any crimes they can book them and cuff him someday when he is eventually caught. The creepy TV clown we believe will soon expose his head and reveal full blown creepy clown make up and sop forth that will really keep the people guessing and puking and we look forward to Halloween time when this box head will reveal more of an identity and purpose of this totally neurotic and eccentric stunt.
We will also have a top ten list in a day or two who we believe is actually doing this and two of the men I will mention in this post. Whoever is doing this is totally a fucking spook and a clown and two of the suspects we believe are well known individuals. In fact, most of the people we suspect of committing these TV deliveries are involved in the entertainment industry and somehow spooks and wookies and we will reveal two of them right now. I believe one is Jim Carey as already mentioned as the body of the individual looks eerily similar to the aging shit actor and bad comedian and we believe this may be a stunt for the upcoming Cable Guy II long awaited squeal to the cult classic one star comedy of the nineties. The other suspect is Andrew Yang who we think may be seeking political recognition and news time and he will soon announce that in addition to the one thousand dollars a month Mr Yang will be announcing annual gift stipend of a brand new 55 inch screen TV for all.
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