Drunk like a skunk Cougars and Bocats stumbling all over Florida

    Herbert Gilbert
Animal Stories
    The Florida fish and wildlife management just did a commission study of why all these panthers and Bobcats are stumbling and acting neurotically when walking down a forest. While they claim perhaps a new neurological Ebola-type disease may be the culprit we think it is cheap alcohol,bootleg liquor, and chemicals from foreign companies being dropped into the river streams and creeks that are causing these troubles for the big cats of the state of Florida and increase motor mobility problems of the crazy Cougars and bushy bobcats. The reports came in last year and more and m ore accounts of

drunk wildcats are being reported and possibly alot of beer and alcohol is being used for laundering purposes of the one percent and eventually this in actual unsold beer from the likes of Corona and Budweiser cheap corn-syrup beer  purchase needs to be dumped somewhere to account for new manufacture and sales claims. Pumas are really being affected in Florida as their hind legs are all sore and fucked up and all some one will have to get them some Pumas created for these poor beasts largest predator  mouths of the Souths.

 these cats cannot walk st right and smell skunky of bad beer that we insist is being dumped in this red state unregulated la d mass by the liquor and big bong beer establishments unable to akke actual sales figures and mislead sales and dump masses in the South woods and this is what is affecting the cat and large mammal wildlife having difficulty maintaining their balance drinking tainted waters. When you add the alcohol dumping with the normal pesticide and other chemical additions to the water systems the result will be some very fucked up bobcats and Mountain everglades Lions.