The troubled band Metallica plays music to stop the advance of the Crazy Cougar

   Trevor Travis
      Animal Stories
    A Vancouver woman named Bella Walker was ahhhh walking her Husky dog in the backwater mountains of Vancouver and came face to face with the great one of the Crazy Cougar. The Cougar saw this plump woman and her weak looking wolf wannabee of a dog and was thinking of charging and making a deal or two on the go.
Ahh  Bella Walker was alarmed and recorded her pathetic attempts to Ronnie Woo Woo the Lion away but it appeared this was one of the craziest Cougars one will
ever see in Vancouver. After all attempts to scare the Puma away as it slowly moved closer and closer the heavyset woman desperately came up with a plan to play one of her favorite hard rock bands on her phone as this was one cougar that was about to go wild. Cougars are deadly cats regardless of what the nature preservationist will say as all Cougars will attack people in cases of being disturbed and face to face in the wilds. There was a reason these Pumas were exterminated and trapped and it was not because they were ugly beasts



The music of this metal rock band frightened the big cat as this was a sound it clearly is not use to up in the North woods and it decided this woman and her dog was not worth the trouble.
The cougar also didn't like the sounds of the rock music and again the poor Husky dog's life was put in danger with this constant walking. We have a anti-pet association charity group and this case again highlights the need to end pet ownership and ending of dangers posed by the owner sin domesticating dogs and having them put out in the nature on a leash unable to defend themselves from Pumas and Cougars



Editors Note" 
Frank Banks II
  The woman name in this incident was not Bella Walker but her actual name is Denise Gallent

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