Animal stories
Brandon Littie couldn't believe it as he walked on the Ferguson Lake Nature preserve in British Colombia. A ugly Black Bear named Wilson reamed and went after Brandon bringing him to the lake and trying to drown him as Brandon's friends hightailed it out like white-tailed bucks. The Center Black Bear was trying to drown Mr Littie who desperately fought off this smaller bear species beast that roams away form Grizzlies in the North Woods.
Again the problem is too may human cows like Mr Lattie are making their ways into Bear Land and encroaching on their territories with these lake walks that are unnecessary and obtrusive for the bewildered Bears wondering why these bi-polar bi-pedal polar Bear Bear killers
are in their hood. Clearly this may of been the thought of Center Bear Wilson who saw this group and decided to make a four-legged attack. Brandon almost was drowned and he pleaded with the Center Bear telling it it didn't have to do this and with this the Bear stopped and giggled in its tummy for about four minutes allowing Brandon to move about and make an escape. some are suggesting this story is a fake and the group of wanksters had a guy dress up in a Bear costume to scare their low IQ dimwitted friend who barely suffered any injuries and basically showed the media a few scratches on his back as evidence of the attack and if this man was dragged and taken to a Lake by a four hundred pound Black Bear the injuries would be more visible. Anyway the Royal Canadian Mounted Moose police are up in arms searching for a Black Bear to come to term and make mends with Mr Lattie and whether this means Wilson's days are numbered are highly likely whether the Black Bear committed the alleged attack or not. 
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