Animal Stories
A wicked witch crazy Cougar was spotted time and again far from the Mountains of Californians sierra Nevada mountain range and was kicking it like an alley cat in downtown Central and trendy Sacramento. The cougar named Cookie looked well fed and people wondered whom, or what it had been eating prior to its location detection in the shit hoe capital of California that really is about as entertaining for a Cougar as watching a Bell Boy all day working in the Mario Motel chains or ahh a Bus boy working the Capital Grille or some other chain mall restaurant. Animal control units and the local posse looked all week for this Crazy Cougar and her where bouts after the first report and after more numerous reports people were startling winder if bad weed or crack had found its way to Californians crazed meth central valley districts.
Cookie was eventually caught and cuffed and stuffed in a paddy wagon fed some warm milk instead of being given a tranquilizer to pout it to sleep. This Puma was airlifted and choppered out of the Sacramento area and dropped off in the Fresno area let loose a few miles outside city limits and researchers are curious like a cat to see if this big cat again is drawn into the urban shit hole areas of Kalifornia.
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