Jake Glass
Animal Stories
In the Central Valley of California there are many geriatric 80 year old former Okies who moved to California many many moons ago loving like in a mobile park and using an outhouse. The elderly have been the victims of Americas housing shortages and for the poor elderly having to live in remote reservations and rural shit holes with the scorpions,snakes, and Coyotes has been a common feature ans the wealthy international twentysomething elites have excluded the wisdom and knowledge of the older workers form city life in their tremendous ageism and discrimination.
A elderly woman in Sonora California and her husband were shocked to see a Mountain Lion that had been chasing a cat venture into their house moving about confused eventually finding its way to the shit room in this shit house. Ahhh Gladis Peterson says the Crazy Cougar came into her home and was startled to see too oddball old primates and Gladis couldn't stop saying good grief during the Lion encounter and they closed and locked the bathroom when the Puma was taking a dump. Wildlife authorities eventually came and took the now classic snapshot that went viral of this exhausted hungry Mountain Lion chilling and brewing in their toilet lapping up the water and shit left unflushed by these geriatric husband and wife team. The Cougar was crazy and eventually captured and let go in the West Woods where it belongs and should go and take its daily dump.
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