Animal Stories
Famed gator and crocodile hunter Gordon Wilson saw on his phone news of a huge twenty foot alligator being captured that was killed after stalking a Kayaker. Gordon was chilling out at a bar in Champaign ,Ill watching a band play drums when he saw on his smart phone news of a massive gator capture. Gordon had traveled many times and has claimed to have capture larger alligators not publicized as this weeks gator capture and show.
Gordon told all those who were listening to him and not the band playing on a Sunday afternoon in the Clark Bar in Champaign that he has caught and boxed many larger Alligators in Florida and Crocodiles in the Nile region of Africa and this man was obviously drunk like a skunk and stupider than a brick form ahhh an old bar building. Gordon claimed to help capture a seven hundred alligator last March and his breath was so full of whisky and vodka one could believe that the breath of that alligator in Georgia was more pleasant than Mr Wilson's . Anyway the large 400 gator named Andy was captured after its continual presence in this river area was reported in recent weeks and alligator hunters form throughout the country traveled to help trap and kill. Somehow for the self-proclaimed crocodile international hunter Gordon Hunter in Champaign news of this huge gator was somehow missed. 
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