KFC going full fake chicken with Crab Grass, Venus Flytrap, and Dandelion chicken strips

Chuck "Cheesepuff" Woodfire
    news reached the shores that Kentucky Fried Chicken would be rolling out a chicken dish not made of chicken but of plants. Like the Venus Flytrap these big mega corporations wish for people to et grass,bugs, and thingies they claim to be plant-base products when in fact they can be whatever the fuck these corporation decide to deliver and mash potato up. For all we know this can include all the ingredients found in the back room of their kitchens when cleaning up at the end of the day. There is no way to tell if these nuggets would be made up of crabgrass or cabbage and all suspicious should be dealt with in this drive for fast food eateries to go meatless which is ridiculous and an attempt  to once again change culture by the global elites and investors. The last I looked KFC stood for Kentucky Fried Chicken not Kentucky fried cauliflower or crabgrass. They are seeking to make all food to be veggie in their exigency plan to save the earth from climate disaster and fake destruction they put full blame on animal agriculture.

This can include garbage,roaches,old veggies,crap etc etc etc. Plant based pushing by the global foodcrats are an attempt to even squeeze more profits form confusing people more in what they are selling and  this is indubitable. They desire for people to eat like a Venue Fly Trap in order to cut their costs and so their executives can take more travel time or pay the media in commercial tributes.  Our data estimates that when this plant-based soy boy KFC products go fully ion the market in Kentucky Fried Chicken after a few years 87% of the people ordering it will think the product is chicken and this is the goal of these Beyond Meat executives and their quest to partner with food outlets.

Most food restaurants and global corporations are going full cheap where claims of veggie burgers and whether they are made up of crabgrass or weedbugs is a blur and no one really knows what is in these products and rive for a less meatless food society.

Most people would rather have the mutant chicken meat than the garden crap and nuggets a Kentucky Fried Chicken wishes to dish out now in the quest for greater profits.