10/17/19

Stupid Tyrone Spong in hot water after pet crazy Cougar Edith escapes

       Xerander Xerox
      Mr X report
   Another one of these weird Florida stories as some Tony Banta scrub boxer named Daniel Spong apparently needed a exotic cat instead of a regular tabby and he had in his possession a prized crazy Cougar that he often would out boxing gloves on and have it sleep in the same bed with him. Boxing professional Mr Spong somehow allowed this beast to get bust loose and it wandered down his community of Parkland,Florida as he was training for an upcoming fight and eventually animal control units of near by
  Florida were called in and darted this Puma deep in the ass.  As head of an association charity fighting all pet ownership this news story we found abhorrent. Tyrone Spong is a mix-martial arts fighter and some foreign mixed global jackass and a member of this elite guard he is extremely over-paid and collected a bunch of wild animals on his property being a anti-social neurotic and eccentric member of humanity getting his rocks off hard sleeping with mountain Lions and fighting dumb  big monkey such as himself.  Edith was taken into custody and put into a safer home and plans what to do with this crazy Cougar which may or may not have suffered years of abuse by this deranged screwball Tyrone Spong is not kn own. Some plans have putting this little Lion in a
petting zoo as it does appear to be about as tame as a large cat will ever get and some state wildlife officials say it is friendlier than your average house cat. As far as this shit head Mr Spong he is looking at three months minimum for harboring a wild animal and I say an investigation for abuse needs to
be looked and and another three years should be tacked onto this bum. In addition this fucker ought to lose his boxing and kicking license and if he is not even a fucking America this guy needs to be deported upon his release and he can go and cockfight in Thailand.

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