Baxter Lomax
Plutocratc bad taco stand owner Harry Moron was son of a big time restaurant guy in Chicago and Harry Morton died of pink pussy infuxation and disease as the son of a wealthy guy in the elite Chicago downtown brought much attention and free and easy sex for the thirty eight year old Mr Morton. Harry Morton's taco stand called "Pink taco" was just another restaurant scam the kleptocracy uses to give themselves greater monetary resources and this mans taco chain was no better than say Juquilita Tacos in Aurora, Illinois yet because this young man's dad was part of the establishment and donated heavily to the coffers of local Democrats this Pink taco was celebrated as some sort of incredible Rick Bayless type of restaurant.
The mystery of Harry Morton's death is still reverberating and we have one of two theories why this apparently healthy young stud buck suddenly dropped and is now deader than a fucking doornail. This mans might have dated and fucked his way to an early grave as women flocked for him giving him the inspiration to the pink taco name and the pink pussy he saw perhaps up to three times a day as he and his money were in so demand and believed by Chicago's Ritz Carlton Missy Hyatt crowd.
Harry may also have been killed by Rick "Don't call me skip" Bayless a deranged chef of too much praise and whose restaurants suck and is another part of the massive fraud that is the restaurant industrial complex. It may also be possible famed Pink Taco bartender Tony Bermuda ad Morton killed as ahhh he was upset about losing a chick to Mr Morton or was ripped off on his tips or
paycheck. This bartender looks evil and more wicked than Baxter Lomax at the Itasca Inn. Either way the founder of Pink Taco is dead and his shit taco stand is now seen in more negative and inglorious light and the only reason this guy was even funded and allowed to push pink slime flavored tacos was because he was the son of a preacher man and a even bigger wealthier Morton Daddy Warbucks. There will be no more Big bucks,War bucks, or Star bucks for Harry Morton Downey Junior as he is dead at the age of twenty seven.
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