Perverts Jerry Jones and Mark Cuban considering investing in high school girls volleyball and sign Elizabeth Hemlich

     Larry Frost
   Billionaires Mark Cuban and Jerry Jones have decided along with some other billionaires to invest and push women's volleyball and help spread athletic pay parity between women and men. Both of these wildly eyed wealthy Texans love eyeing girls high school volleyball and Mark Cuban is eager to start a professional volleyball league that will only consist of teenage girls and no one under 21 need to apply. Mark Cuban has already signed River Valley's Elizabeth Hemlich to a salary of 20 million for three years as this is the largest and longest contract that basically any prospective athletes can sign in this teen girl spandex volleyball league that both of these famous sports-owning multi billionaires plan to move ahead and start.
    
Mark Cuban and Jerry Jones say there will be high value  for this plan and league and look forward to seeing it grow recruiting other billionaires to the plan. The value of this volleyball league has already been determined to be valued at some 3 billion dollars and in reality watching teen girls punch up a ball back and forth is more visually appealing watching black men bounce back and forth off one another. 
 This is the plan of Jerry Jones and Mr Cuban who did not get rich form having dumb ideas and I think if there is more funding and  appropriate redirection of sporting resources that women's (teen girls) volleyball professional league can fly in both coastal country and fly buy country in  America,Canada,  and Mexico. 
Elizabeth Hemlich's contract sent shock waves throughout the sporting world and many billionaires are open to the idea of a teen age high school girls volleyball league out rating Tom Brady and the National Football Thuggers and muggers. Mark Cuban and Jerry Jones have long held a secret love for teen high school girls volleyball and their outfits and long spoke to one another of how America likely would prefer watching them than 300 pound monsters and shit heads shaped like a refrigerator.

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