Baxter Lomax calls for the closure of Happy Place Sports bar as Orlando descends to shit hole status

   Terry Blue
   Orlando, Florida is a shit hale and has been one for some time in this open orders era and the res tof America should really look at this city istead od just Dinsneyland as the future of America into this Orlandofication process can get pretty ugly. Bar tending union member and activist Baxter Lomax recently went down to Orlando to call for more safety measures for bartenders and for the closure of the Happy Place Bar in a crumbling strip mall in this unbelievable decaying city and Baxter Lomax was shocked and appalled at all that he saw on his visit. As a trained urbanologist and a PHD in
geography from Central Nebraska State  University I knew full well of  the pitfall that was Orlando something most Americans do not know as they just think and see this city as a magical kingdom and have some sort of fantasy land vision for this decrepit city.
The bar Happy lace Bar was hardly a happy place where the owner struggled to make a living and couldn't even afford a letter to spell out his business correctly  and this shit hole bar had like four shootings before another  fatal one occurred as crazed gang banger high on meth and low IQ unable to do simple math shot a bunch of people. Bryan Cortez is typical of the crazed people in Orlando as this city has dealt with many tragedies in recent years as its culture deflates like a falling 99 hot air
balloon 20 feet above the seas. Globalization is in part to blame and Florida continues to have it problems with it s openness to accept and be economically cheap for much of the worlds trash to relocate to it as Baxter said recently to many of the patrons in his bar as he described the city of Orlando.

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