Police reports have come in with disturbing reports of a scary creepy closing or two sighting in Corning ,Iowa i fly by country as two creepy clowns form hell were seen outside a cord stalk brush area. This is an small town rural area in the backwaters of a backwater state that is Iowa and the people are taking news and the photo evidence of lurking clowns in the woods and cornfields seriously. This is an area that is accustomed to people never having to lock their doors but tis is now being done and people are flooding the local Ace Hardware to purchase additional deadbolts Nobody wants to b dead like a door nail and the possibility of evil lurking in the Iowa woods
is causing this fly by state to be in a state of paranoia and panic all rolled up into one. Two clowns were identified with one being describe as a blurry bald dick in a gray clown costume and the other one in a multiple colored outfit and a dark mask. These two clowns are traveling in a pack with bags and fanny packs attached to their side with many people surmising as like containing sharp instruments, musical instruments, or surgical instruments. What ever the instrument it doesn't sound good and people are cautioned not to approach these clowns and best call 911 or the local circus if one comes across these clowns or anyone looking like a clown.
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