Jamie Logan
Dave Dborik has beaten out several other contenders for the coveted spot of Heartthrob of the year including two of our personal favorites we were rooting for in either Jussie Sollett and Nick Sandmann of Covington High School. We still think these two should be named persons of the year form some publication but for the YouTube rock star early twenties David Dborik this shocking victory is a huge coup given especially how much money he has been losing no longer monetized as he was from YouTube as these corporation become more pricky where their advertising money goes to and having it go to this punk who pranks store clerks with voice farts is not really what these corporation have in mind when they put their advertising on-line and wish to fund such garbage.
Dave Dborik though is worried as he knows father time is not on his side and he cannot count on the publicity and winning these type of contests as he will be old and as ugly as his Views podcast partner Jason Nash. Nash and Dborik spoke about the award and the importance of Dborik maintaining his hairline and going immediately to a scalp hair club for men wig stretched into his fucking skull so people don't even realize one is thinning and he doesn't have to do tons of billboards to announce he had a air job aka former Chicago Bear legend Brian Urlacher. David Dborik told
Jason Nash and his audience that he thinks he be a heartthrob at forty or fifty. Dborik also did a video answering questions pertaining to this YouTube super star form the legions of fans and despite being protected by DACA and unable to leave the country Mr Dborik hinted he might run for president in 2024 or even 2020 and push forth a platform of giving citizenship to every DACA child protected from deportation. Dborik came on GQ and answered questions describing his unique smile how he sticks his tongue out and this is why he is so beloved by millions of teen fans and he knows he can use them some day t vote and support his decision to expand his brand and get into politics.



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