Woody Underwood
Brian Urlacher is a hall of famer Dick Butkus type linebacker who made his living form tackling dummies in the field and because he payed organized sport he is so belived in the city of Chicago. Brian is also loved throughout the stste of Illnos and many are pushing for the former Chicago Bear legend to go into the political arena an seek to run for the Governors mansion as only the star power and stud of a Brian Urlacher can prevent and stop of thirties -style gangster ism of JB Pritzker.
JB Pritzker is a weird combination of thirties era Capone-style gangsterism meeting 21th century plutocratic billionaire class rule and this fat stinker and his billions need to go from politics as this man wishes to expand both the nanny and crony state at the same time he is such a fat mother fucker, perhaps the ugliest politician second to Lary Nadler. Brian Urlacher could juck and jive on the field bringing down a 225 running back with his fucking toe and if anything is more obviously qualified and deserving of a Governors office in Illinois it is the things that a Urlacher has done in soldier
field. The hall of famer former linebacker 10 time pro bowler is so beloved in the Windy City that he has two hundred billboard along Express lanes, highways.roadways,streets, Avenues, and freeways in the area and all of these billboards can easily be converted into political advertising with the stroke of a paintbrush. Urlacher can really give this JB Hogg type candidate a run for his money and money is primarily the only reason I reckon this gangster Pritzker and his wealth hoarding and family thieving ways is why this fat man was able to purchase his way into the Governors mansion in Illinois to placate to the international dollar hoarders and corrupters that have overtaken Chicago.
Brian Urlacher can be a politician for the people and the same base that supported Brian and the Bears can also now represent him and take away the governors mansion from this corrupt individuals nd get his lard ass out of politics and power. Brian has much space in Illinois thanks to these hair restoration billboards and if he just multiplied the number of billboards by three times running a campaign against the pig Pritzker there is no doubt Urlacher would rush his way into a major political office either bald or with fake chi-pet hair.
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