A ugly creepy clown was horrifically seen in downtown South Bend late night as most of the bars and shops were closed and some indications were that it was holding a Pete Buttigieg for president sign. The creepy clown was sen on various surveillance street cameras carrying balloons and waving to passerby cars but ignoring them when they attempted to stop and dialogue with the evil and creepy looking clown. The Clown walked form one end of downtown to the other pausing and looking at the Marriott high rise and trying to get into the Oyster late night bar for Notre Dame students seeking one night sins
Needless t say the clown was stopped by ID checkers and bouncers who blocked its path for several minutes and was questioned by the bouncers and threatened with calls to the police if he did not cease and desist his neurotic and eccentric lat night antics. Some were spreading rumors that this clown was Pete Buttigieg himself having to return to his office in South Bend and pick up some papers not wanting to be recognized given the recent hostile feelings of the bad parts of South Bend towards mayor Pete. Pete Buttigieg should really gear is campaign for both the clown vote and the often over-looked 100,000 town America all over these parts of America as he should campaign and say he is one of them. 
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