1/18/20

Lamelo Ball rises in draft prognosis and apparently ready to sign a shoe deal for a hundred million dollars.

     Dave Berkson
   Lavar Ball is beside himself upon news that his son is on the verge of signing this huge shoe sneaker deal and that Lamelo Ball will not be part of Lavar's incredible shoe deal. The garrulous outspent father of three basketball youths has captures the attention of this nations sports corner with his outlandish volatility and unpredictable audio coming form his vocal chords and startup of a sneaker ugly show he charges 900 US dollars and has declared his Shoe brand to be worth in the amount of North of five billion dollars.
Lavar Ball though was counting on his three sons playing in the NBA and wearing and promoting his daddies sneakers. However the Ball boys did not want to play in the NBA under the humiliation of wearing their fathers sneakers and having fans ridicule their shoes and asking them who their daddy is as this is something that Lonzo Ball already faces and may explain his sub par mediocre play this far in his short NBA career.

     Lavar Ball is not a happy camper and is shocked and appalled that Lamelo would contemplate endorsing another sweaty stinky sneaker shoe and for a hefty 100 million the potential first pick of the NBA draft may  not even wear the brand of Papa Ball and ignore this logo and company that his fucking father is desperately trying to grow and make into another Nike that eventually would I guess be split among his three sons. 

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