1/20/20

Tommy Watkins settles a 100 million lawsuit against Bill Goldberg

Dave Berkson
    Former WWF and WCW wrestling legend William  Goldberg was in some hot water three years ago after throwing a caddy out into the water some moons ago back in 2016 and a lawsuit developed where the poor caddy eventually settled with the steroids induced monster of g=fake fighting and one year of playing professional ball for the North Melbourne Kangaroos in the AFL. Bill Goldberg is a monster and outweighed poor Tommy Watkins by some two hundred pounds and toss the twerp into the waters of some forgettable PGA championship tournament after Tommy Watkins came up and pretty much hit Bill Goldberg as hard as Mr Goldberg got hit  in a professional wrestling ring Apparently Bill Goldberg was upset when this kid caddy asked him if his play punches were harder if this is how hard the average professional wrestler gets hit in the ring
 
 to which Mr Goldbeard furiously grabbed this punk and flung him into the pond and wish the fses and sharks of the Royal Oaks Country club.  Kid Watkins had suffered abuse and humiliation i his short career gophering  balls and carrying bag for these elite golf pricks but he did not expect a total humiliation at the hands of this steroid induced beast Mr Gold Billberg and being tossed into the water for all the world to see and spread on social media following this brutal shakedown and bullying by Bill Goldberg. Tommy Watkins eventually got himself a lawyer and ahhhh was attempting to sue Mr Bill for ahhh some 160 million dollars ad I guess they just settled out of court as the jackass Mr Goldberg gave this kid  something i the golf course of around 13 million dollars and about 15 gold bars.
 Tommy Watkins to his credit has remained a caddy and worked at it but after this lawsuit and settlement with the hair-brain and hairless bald Goldberg Mr Watkins is looking forward to playing some expensive rounds of golf and having others now carry his bags and the bagger becomes the big shot.
Tommy Watkins has carried his last bag for these untalented worthless shit heads of the gold corporate world and he is now going to have the young twits and twerps carry his bags and he will be meeting and greeting the studs and stars form other sports worms Like Bob Goldberg come out of the ground and onto the 18 hole courses across the world.

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