Animal Stories
South Bend mayor Pete Buttigieg received a huge endorsement hot off the heels of a successful Iowa caucus rigged debacle as mayor Pete is rising in the polls and producing much anxiety to the Bernie Bros concerned of their geriatric heartbreak kid presidential candidate Mr Sanders. Dr Burstyn loves pussycats alot even more than pussy often shoving big pharma animal pills and shit down their throats and and handling them softly stroking their backside and so forth in his neurotic and eccentric YouTube videos. Pete Buttigieg received a huge endorsement when famed cat expert and veterinarian Uri Burstyn has come out and endorsed the mayor of South bend for president as Mayor Pete is about as close to someone looking like Dr Uri will ever see someone looking like him becoming president. Dr Burstyn's endorsement burst the bubble of the their Democratic bubbleheds that wanted this important cat mans endorsement.
Dr Uri Burstyn says Pete Buttigieg is the best hope for all pet and cat owners for keeping the economy strong and people the ability to waste money and own pet and we at the anti-pt association Dogbite.org charity fund continue to fight the likes of Dr Burstyn and the habit of keeping wild animals confided in homes as pets.
Dr Bursteyn also like Mayor Pete's economy plan for the average Americans in addition to his health care ideas. The famed cat doctor and world-renown veterinarian also hopes that cats and dogs will also be included in a government federal program and expansion of medicare for all as doctors like him will face a massive infusion of government free cash and work with such a plan and Uri feels there is no reason animalogists such as himself getting slice of that government mandated and guaranteed paycheck. Uri also can't beleive after some months of positive news the far-left has viciously attacked Mr Buttigieg and his policies trying to smear him being a middle of the road politician and not a leftist socialist radical that many on the extreme liberal progressive left demand for a candidate.
Mayor Pete flew immediately back to South bend,Indiana to do some work and was pleased upon hearing the news of this latest endorsement and rise in the polling data in New Hampshire as more and more people see a young face as key to tackling leadership of this country aside form people who in most likelihood will be deader than a fucking doornail in three or four years.



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