Emmett Short attacks Andrew Yang and wants to have sex with a robot massage shair

     Noel Parker
      Emmett  Short runs a YouTube fake news channel that he tries to make a comedy political rant discussion nd the number of videos he makes is not very long. Emmett's videos are usually twenty minutes and he seemed to pop out of no where and one of the fastest growing YouTube talk shows and nit too long ago he attacked Andrew Yang's a thousand dollars a month dividend. Emmett says most people would just  waste this money on junk whether it be food, crap at the local Goodwill store, or Asian massage hookers. Emmett for his past says most Americans don;t want a thousand dollars but instead inspire to make themselves millionaires or billionaires and work for their money instead a meager handout fro that that Yang dude.

 Emmett Short bashed Andrew Yang and basically his program became  an endorsement for this massage chair that Emmett tried out and in this case he sees benefits for automation for jobs. Mr Short says most of the jobs being automated are jobs few desire or even want as they are importing truck drivers form Mexicostan and the Balkans and Poland and few Americans desire to work drive ten hours all day  in a small rig cabin looking at a boring landscape and going 70 miles per hour in a 10 ton vehicle.

Emmett did basically a half hour infomercial for this sex chair that Emmett says is better than an Asian massage with Yuki that has a happy ending and clearly Emmitt prefers sex with this robot chair. Emmett told people to invest in this massage chair as it will be as big at pelotan big investment opportunity. Emmett played a video and obviously was more aroused by the chair than the Asian female model in the video. Emmett cannot wait until Yang drops ut and takes his gang with him along with his crazy ideas trying to save outdated and unpopular jobs and Emmett wondered if Andrew Yang is concerned the auto  detailer and car wash workers should be replaced in their grueling work and have a wash car operation from being unfunded and ended. Most people though don' want to have a masaage yet alone sex with a chair and this nauseating comedians attempt at humor is dry and falls flat He need to go out and get a real hooker as anyone who thinks a moving chair os better is either limp suffering form erectile dysfunction  in need of viagra or just a moron as Emmett shows with his attack on presidential candidate Andrew Yang