Big fat Turk Cenk Uygur humiliated and finishes in fifth place in 25th California Congressional race

Sebastian Salvador
    The congressional attempt by Turkish lard ass Cenk Uygur ended in disaster and humiliation as he was trounced. Uygur got 3 % of the vote despite he and his Young Turks organization spending millions to put him up In the polls Cenk is besides himself having convinced himself and his fan base that they could pool their money together and purchase a congressional seat for the progressive cause. Uygur thought for  sure he would soon
 would be in the position of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Rashid Talib. Cenk wanted to join this squad club  and be their head coach organizing the team for constant justice action.  This asswipe  would of even been a bigger loudmouth liar than he already is especially given the vocal platform of a US congressman and running against
 Cenk Spent alot of Young Turks money  to make this run which he thought he having one of the Internets most well-established and well-known fake news bias partisan programs would be guaranteed to win and spend the next thirty years eating ho hos and bags of Cheetos without a worry with the health insurance and benefits provided a US congressman. Now all that Uygur has to look forward to is returning to the small studios of the Young  Turks and continuing his fake news awful racial agitation and identity program. There is some positive news of this disastrous run by the ogre as he did beat like 9 other candidates and had almost three thousand more votes than Getro Elize among others. However the fat ass was not even close to the runner up and the eventual winner Christy Smith and Cenk would of had  illegally import twenty thousand Kurds and Turks from Anatolia and had them all vote for Cenk Ogre in order for him to have won the election.

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