Animal Stories
Samson the Gorilla is like one of the most famous zoo animals in the country a veteran grizzled Silverback with a deep glare and a talented wit that makes people come back and forth for more Sampson as the world famous Milwaukee County Zoo. Sampson is often expressive and likes to read the Milwaukee Journal Centennial fake news and he was particularly upset when he read the recent shooting death of Black Bear also named Sampson in rural redneck Waupuc Couty , Wisconsin. Sampson could feel the spirit and presence of Samson despite being a few hundred miles away and the personal connections and mind abilities of Gay Gorillas and center thing politically leaning Bears can never be underestimated. Sampson has been in a state of overall maniac and depression since reading the news and often has been crabby like three-legged dog
Sampson also says that all of this Coronovirus fear being initiated and propagated by the mainstream media is horseshit and that he wants more and more Gorillas and humans to realize this fact as he argues with his fellow inmates at the Milwaukee County Zoo. Sampson says Gorillas so far will not be affected and if true something like the Corono Virus can be good getting rid if humans and helping his species proliferate some day as masters of the Earth. Sampson challenged all members of the public and zoo to arm wrestle him and he continues to be a pesty inmate at the Milwaukee Zoo demanding fresh bananas from Afghanistan and more vape pens for home to kick the nasty habit of smoking cigarettes.
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