6/13/20

Mystery Science 8000 observe movie called "The Attack of the 300 foot Bobcat"

Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
   Mystery Science 8000 is an amazing YouTube channel of these three space aliens who watch old American movies and just discovered its airing many many moons ago and we highly recommend. The mystery crew were passing Earth an this channel is made available for many of their full-length movie reviews and commentary  for all to watch. The mystery crew observe all of the shit movies and B productions thinking they are Earth's best products and cultural phenomena and some of this  shit these aliens from planet X or Uranus observe are some of the worse shit ever produced. The Mystery crew stopped their hit and directed it towards mother Earth and caught the B movie attack of the 300 foot Bobcat and watched the whole film often snickering and mocking the movie base don one of our favorite wildcat species on the North American continent.
 The Mystery crew loved this movie as a huge giant Bobcat avenged the animal abuse of the procrastinate Ross who went around torturing baby Bears and hunting mother Bears and tagging Center Bears. The Mystery crew which include one robot,one alien, and a captured chimpanzee were amazed at the low scale technology of this movie and that basically the Bobcat avenging the deaths of these Center Bears from the evil animal hunter and trainer Ross the "boss" in this classic movie called ahhh the attack of the 300 foot Bobcat. The crew popped Martian popcorn and enjoyed the two  hour 
 This movie and the avenging of animals by a brutal humanoid is right up their ally and the chimp and his alien buddies got to learn a little about life on Earth or Pantokolwa  3457683 as they call it and we highly recommend people to go to Blockbuster to rent and search out this excellent Bobcat movie form hell and space. The Mystery crew loves animal revenge movies and they will be skewering earth next time for some old good science fiction movies that are beamed their way and for them to review in this new and exciting YouTube venture form outer space.

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